April 1, 2008...4:38 pm
My Life in Porn
OK, it’s time for me to fess up. I’ve been quite active these past few weeks while not working, and I’ve made more money than I did during my “vanilla” job.
The fact is, I’ve been shooting porn scenes with a production company called “Uninhibited USA.” I have been friends with one of the line producers there for about 15 years, (Hi Terry!) and he’s always told me that if I ever wanted to try my “hand” in porn, that I only had to say the word. Well, here I was with nothing to do, and no girlfriend, so I realized that if I didn’t do it now I would always regret it.
I did my first scene last last Thursday with a very sexy black girl named Tanika Blue. She turned out to be very sweet, and very normal and very talented. You can look her up if you want, but since this has been a semi-family blog, there’s no sense in being overly offensive. Anyway, when the scene “culminated” on queue, the entire crew applauded me. What an ego-trip!! I enjoyed it so much I did another scene on Monday, and I have another one scheduled tomorrow.
And for those of you who have noticed today’s date, you might want to think about the veracity of this post.
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7 Comments
April 1, 2008 at 10:15 pm
I turned up a prayer haven searching for ‘Tanika Blue’
http://prayerhavenforwomen.com/events_news
I think maybe her sister Vanessa did the better work.
April 1, 2008 at 10:46 pm
LOL … I originally had the name of a REAL porn star, but got some comment here (which I deleted) from a guy claiming “she used to be my old lady” and threatening me saying “I know where you live.” I changed the name post haste. Somehow I did not feel my freedom of speech regarding an April Fools joke was worth risking the ire of some dumbass with a broken heart and a gun.
April 2, 2008 at 6:03 am
“Hey, I know where you live, and once I’m done being blown and engaging in constant 3-way sex, I am going to be pretty damn upset… However, given that my existence takes place entirely within the porn industry, and that therefore even going to buy a gun ends up with a chick or two stripping down, smearing themselves in oil, and fishing in my pants for ‘ a big hard gun’, then this may take some little time buddy. But believe me, once I’m done having endless sex, you are a dead man.
Me and my aching balls know where you live.”
April 2, 2008 at 9:36 am
Ah gee Jim, just when I was thinking that the porn industry was improving the calibur of their actors…
April 2, 2008 at 9:37 am
…you remind us it was April Fools day.
April 2, 2008 at 9:41 am
oops: caliber, that is.
April 2, 2008 at 10:16 pm
Haha nice dude, you got me. Just for fun, here is a dirty Muppets blooper (I loved the Muppets growing up) :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3KANI2dpXLw
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