Posted by: Jim | March 1, 2005

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Sir Bill

The UK has decided to give Bill Gates honorary knighthood.

I like England. God Bless the Queen. However, I can think of a lot more worthy people to receive Knighthood.

My boss is pretty cool. He should be Sir Bill!
The people who invented self-adhering postage stamps. Yeah for them! Make them knights!
There was this guy once who fell four stories and had a piece of rebar go straight through his head, but he lived and was fine! front of him for foisting a horrible product upon us. The man has eliminated his competition and created a bad product, all in a style that can only be described as Un-American. But why would England care about that?

Clearly The Queen is not a user of Windows or IE.

Bill Gates is the Black Knight. Use Firefox.

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