Posted by: Jim | April 12, 2005

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Help Paulo Get Out of Brazil

I got this e-mail yesterday:

_________________________________________________

Dear Sirs,

I am a Professional Butcher looking for an experienced abroad.

Could you send me an Application for Employment from your company, please ?

PAULO
AGE: 25

HOME ADDRESS:
COUNTRY: Brazil
TEL:
EMAIL:

APPLYING FOR POSITION
1- Butcher

PROFESSIONAL DATA

PRESENT PROFESSION: Butcher
HOW LONG: 7 Years

EMPLOYMENT DATA

COMPANY:
POSITION: Slaughter
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We butchers need to stick together.

Paulo is a very … nice … butcher, who has been slaughtering cows and pigs and god-knows-what for 7 years.

He now wants to slaughter edible animals “abroad.” We’re not sure why.

To quote my favorite movie “The Big Lebowski”:

Got any leads?

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