Posted by: Jim | August 27, 2007

Two Quick Thoughts

On a very busy Monday at work:

1. I thought I learned what happiness was when John Ashcroft left the Bush team. I was wrong.

2. Another Republican Senator falls prey to Satan’s ever-present allure of homosexuality



  1. Gonzales now intends to spend more time lying to his family.

  2. I could care less about ‘Berto, and well as for the Senator, Satan’s up to his old tricks again.

    Something I figured out tonight, though. I have proof that Iran, Democrats, and Satan caused 9/11, with the help of the US Army. Check this out:

    If you take he numerical values for the letters in “Shaitan” (Farsi for “Satan”) and Democrat, you get:
    19-8-1-9-20-1-14 when added equal 72, and 4-5-13-15-3-18-1-20 when added equal 79. 72/79 is.. you guessed it! .911! If you take the conspiracy further, you get 3 letters out of the next three numbers: 3-9-4 or C.I.D., better known as the Criminal Investigation Division of the U.S. Army.

  3. My pet goat / 9/11 = House of Saud

  4. Felix – he’s a lawyer. His family expects nothing less. And what the HELL is up Mr. Idaho? Not so private, eh? Wonder how this will affect the Romney campaign.

  5. Ahhh, I love the smell of hypocrisy in the morning.

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  6. This makes me feel relieved that I have missed out on this restroom sex scene, considering how many times I have passed through Atlanta airport in the last two years. I will remember to hold it until takeoff in future.

  7. I found the following link, which lists a VAST amount of Republicans who have had pedophilia/homosexual scandals. They’ve all voted with the herd on anti-homosexual legislation, too. I post it only because I think it’s funny:

  8. The thing is, to be fair to them, they are not really ‘turkeys voting for Christmas’ as most of the stuff they do with relation to other men and young boys and girls will never be legal anyway.

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