Posted by: Jim | March 15, 2009

Well I Guess We Can Close the Books on That One

Scientists witness evolution first-hand.

Not that creationists will be willing to accept it, but evolution has now been physically observed in a controlled environment. Let me predict how creationists will react.

Wimpy excuse #1: This is simply an adaptation within a singular species, and it doesn’t explain the difference between a whale and a cow.

Wimpy Excuse #2: This doesn’t explain how a human EYE could evolve!

Wimpy Excuse #3: Satan allowed that experiment to deceive us.

Wimpy Excuse #4: The scientists are lying, or twisting the truth.

Wimpy Excuse #5: It doesn’t matter what you say, or what these scientists discovered. God said it, I believe it, that settles it!

Wimpy Excuse #6: (After refusing to read.) Your heart is hardened to the truth.

Let’s see what other excuses people can come up with!



  1. #1 – Most laymen, regardless of opinion, view evolution as something along the lines of Homo Habilis -> Homo Erectus -> Homo Sapiens. Proving evolution in a few generations is not possible, and since this theory has only been around for a few hundred years, we have a lot of work to do. Proving the past is more difficult than proving the present as we have only some of the facts.

    #2 – My mom had an eye in the back of her head that witnessed every evil deed me and my sister perpetrated.

    #3 – God allowed Satan to allow us to be deceived 😉

    #4 – I believe scientists for the most part are focused on facts. The scientists I don’t trust are those who exclude the possibility of any conclusion aside from their own.

    #5 – I agree, this would be a ridiculous argument.

    #6 – I read it, and think it proves something, I’m just not going to say that this single occurrence proves the overall theory of evolution. That’s like saying because Ichiro Suzuki broke the Major League Baseball record for hits in a season. This does not make him the greatest hitter of all-time. It also took him eight more games to accomplish this, but that’s neither here nor there 😀

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